A monkey entered a bar and asked the bartender
‘Do you have any bananas?’ The bartender said ‘No, we don’t have any bananas’.
The monkey asked the bartender again ‘Do you have any bananas?’ The bartender
said ‘No, we don’t have any bananas’. The monkey again asked the bartender ‘Do
you have any bananas?’ The bartender got angry and said ‘No, we don’t have any
bananas. If you ask me for bananas again, I will nail your tongue to that wall’.
The monkey looked at the bartender and asked ‘Do you have any nails?’ The
bartender said ‘No, we don’t have any nails’. Then the monkey asked the
bartender ‘Do you have any bananas?’
(I
saw this on TV. I think it was on Comedy Central)
